"The Goodness of Chocolate"

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A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories.
As I enjoy two servings per night and a few more on
weekends, I consume 3,500 calories of chocolate in a
week, which equals to one pound of weight per week.

Therefore, in the last three and a half years, I have had
a chocolate caloric intake of about 180 pounds. I only
weigh 165 pounds, so without chocolate, I would have
wasted away to nothing about three months ago.

I owe my life to chocolate!

(Thanks Joyce)