"Daddy Phone Home"

A housewife with three young children was getting dinner
ready when the phone rang. The six-year-old picked it up
and said, "Hi, Daddy!" and she began telling him about her
day. She then passed the phone to her brother and sister
as was the custom whenever Daddy called from work.

When it was finally the wife's turn to talk she took the
receiver and said, "Hi, hon."

"Thank God, lady," the voice on the other end replied.
"I just called to tell you that the wallpaper you ordered is here!"

(Thanks Joyce)