"Fat Free French Fries"

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I stopped at a fast food restaurant recently. I was
fascinated by a sign which offered fat free french
fries. I decided to give them a try. I was dismayed
when the clerk pulled a basket of fries from the
fryer which were dripping with fat. He filled a bag
with these fries and put them in my order.

"Just a minute!" I said. 'Those aren't fat free."

"Yes, they are. We only charge for the potatoes. . . .
The fat is free!"

(Thanks Joyce)