"Seconds In A Year"

The teacher said, "Now class, we know their are
60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour,
24 hours in a day, and 365 days in a year, so who
can tell me how many seconds there are in a year?"

All the kids looked baffled by the question except
Rufus, who raises his hand and waves it excitedly.

"Yes, Rufus, how many seconds are there in a
year?" the teacher asked.

Replied Rufus, "Twelve, m'am. January second,
February second, March second...

(Thanks Joyce)