"Shopping Signs"

The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand
new business much like his own opened up
next door and erected a huge sign which read
BEST DEALS.

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He was horrified when another competitor
opened up on his right, and announced its
arrival with an even larger sign, reading
LOWEST PRICES.

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The shopkeeper was panicked, until he got
an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over
his own shop. It read... MAIN ENTRANCE.

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(Thanks Joyce)