"Sky Diving for the Elderly"

The 85-year-old woman decided to take up sky
diving. After she attended instruction classes,
the day came for her first jump.

Strapping on a parachute, she stood awaiting
her turn to leap out of the plane. But when she
looked at the ground below, she lost her nerve.

Finally, she reached into her pocket, pulled out
a small transmitter and radioed her instructor
on the ground:

"Help! I've gotten up, and I can't fall down!"

(Thanks Joyce)